The illustrious Greg Kress has brought this particularly resplendent example of low-budgetry to my attention. His explication sums up all the low-budget aspects perfectly:
"Classic coffee shop, but perhaps the ugliest menu ever? Note the orange checker pattern over faux marble background, entirely unnecessary pairing of turkey clipart and fish photo, at least four different fonts and no less than three slogans..."
Amazingly low-budget.
The embossing on Viand is particularly atrocious.
ReplyDeleteYOU ALL ARE JERKS THIS IS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
ReplyDeleteAlso, defs get the Turkey Pouty Fish. Best dish on the menu.